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PLUS!… BE IN WITH A CHANCE OF JOINING THE DARKNESS ON STAGE TO PLAY A FULL SONG OF YOUR CHOICE AT SOUNDCHECK!
People, this dream can come true. All you have to do is believe. Believe, motherfuckers, and invest in a VIP upgrade – the gift that only money can buy!
One lucky, nay blessed, VIP partner, chosen at random by a method so ingenious that we haven’t actually thought of it yet, will stand alongside the band, on the stage, playing the song of their MOTHERFUCKING choice, on the instrument of their MOTHERFUCKING choice (please bring your own instrument if outside of normal rock ensemble format – i.e trombones etc will not be provided) from the start, to the MOTHERFUCKING FINISH!!!! At the soundcheck, which is widely regarded as the best time to do this kind of thing.
Why are you still gawping at your handheld device? DO IT NOW! Join us, be one with us, post us, like us, we are yours!
Love and light – The Darkness