Citizens of the Americas! Prepare thyselves for an experience so electrifying, it could make a unicorn weep glitter. The Darkness are bringing their “Dreams On Toast” tour across the USA and Canada, and for those yearning for more than just a ticket stub and a distant view of our glorious dance moves, we present: the VIP Upgrades!

What does this entail, you ask?

Well, the VIP Buttered Toast Upgrade goes like this. Imagine:

* Access to our soundcheck – witness the magic before the masses.
* A chance to play a song with us on stage during soundcheck.
* A Q&A session where you can probe our minds (gently).
* A photo opportunity to capture your radiant selves alongside our less radiant ones.
* A guided tour of the stage – see where the magic happens.
* An exclusive VIP laminate to flaunt your elevated status.
* Early access to our merchandise – beat the crowd to the treasures.
* Early venue access – secure the prime spots before the hoi polloi.

For those wanting an extra tier of indulgent fanfare, we have the sought-after VVIP Dreams On Toast Upgrade, which includes all of the Buttered Toast delights, PLUS:

* Meet the band backstage before the show begins.
* Watch the show from the side of the stage, complete with complimentary drinks (red or white wine, beer, bottled water).

Important Note: These are upgrades and do not include a concert ticket. A general admission ticket must be purchased separately for your chosen concert.

How to secure this golden opportunity? Visit our official VIP ticket store and select the VIP upgrade for your chosen date.

Don’t delay! These upgrades are limited and as sought after as a dragon’s egg.

Remember: Buttered Toast is brilliant. Dreams On Toast is bloody majestic. Choose wisely, choose grandly, and above all – choose The Darkness.

Love and Light,

The Darkness