“We live in dark times. As power-drunk clowns cast a shadow of despair across the land, our people cower in tumbledown hovels. The children do not dance and the birds are silent. Hope is crushed! Where are the heroes that this world needs, the heroes that this world deserves?”

“Cast aside despair, people, for the tide will turn! We are men in tight costumes, and we are ready to fight with every weapon that the forefathers have bequeathed – the guitar axe, the drum hammer, the bejewelled codpiece, and the banshee wail of righteous anger.”

“Nor shall we be cowed by the nay-sayers, nor bought off by the money lenders, nor gagged by the reeking stench of pious indifference that pours from the orifices of the clown-lords. Cometh the time, cometh the band. We are The Darkness and we bring you Light!”

“This is the first day in our new world, and EASTER IS CANCELLED! Let us begin… Death, or glory my friends, which will it be?”

The Darkness has a video message for you! 

Pre-Order EASTER IS CANCELLED the new album by The Darkness here: https://TheDarkness.lnk.to/EIC to receive PRE-SALE Access to the band’s forthcoming UK & European Tour
(Full details to be revealed very soon)

Special signed copies and exclusive album bundle offers are available for pre-order in the official store.

One of the exclusive items also available and within special fan bundles is a strictly limited edition T-shirt featuring Justin Hawkins as an Easter Bunny. If ordered before 16th April it will be delivered to UK addresses in time to be a very Good Friday gift! And for fans in farther corners of the planet, it will make a magnificent May Day present.
Remember a bunny is for life, not just for Easter!

PRE-ORDER ‘EASTER IS CANCELLED’